Archive for Spelling

Very Wordy Laugh – Wong Speleng all da wei fom Japang

You must have thought we are out of signs with hilarious errors to show you, eh? Oh, no, we are not done. In fact, we have more and more to come! This time, we are bringing wordy laughs all the way from Japan, well, along with some not so good speleng speling spelling.

This drink is not as refreshing as it sound. Might be appetizing for a meat-eating zombie though.

To imagine the “frightfulness” of buying the ticket.

“Alice in the Wonderland” can tell you about a rocking door and other weird happenings.

Original post by Pamela

A Wordy Laugh – Spelling Misfits

Spelling mistakes; how deceivingly humorous is it? I never thought about it until I see all these pictures and imagining how one little mistake can change the whole meaning of the sentences. Some of these banners and signs are not small, magnifying the error even more. Anyway, after all these, I hope the proofreaders doesn’t increase their fees though.

“Hey, bartender! Can I have a cold bear please?”

I am still wondering how one could clean a table after dying.

Please don’t be so harsh on my potatoes.

Pork is one of my favourite meat but I rather have those without soul, thank you.

Can you help me take that book, I can’t reach it. Its categorized under “Hobbits”.

These are the products to help you “meet” people. Seriously.

Horny no more! Especially for those addicted to sex.

Original post by Pamela

Can you spell Mississippi?

I always find geographical terms and names of places are the hardest to spell out. For example, like, the Mediterainians… I mean, Mediteraneans… Again! M-e-d-i-t-e-r-r-a-n-e-a-n-s. Whew…
Then I found a humourous and fun way to remember how to spell “Mississippi” through this joke:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m
just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

Original post by Pamela

Numb Nut?

This got me laughing. Here is Sameer Mishra who won the Scripps 2008 National Spelling Bee. These kids get tough words but this word stumped Sameer … at least for a short moment.
Link: YouTube

(37 words)

Original post by Algonkin