The Letter From the Queen of England

October 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm · Filed under funny, Miscellaneous, holiday, Beer, football, Dangerous, america, US, baseball, britain, chips, driving, english, french fries, hollywood, JFK, lager, letter, letter U, petrol, queen elizabeth 2, rugby, shoot grouse, take over, tax, tea time, UK, vocabulary, weapon

I stumbled upon this email when I was browsing for nice interesting blogs with good readings. Thanks to ThePerimenopausalPeriod blog, I had a long laugh reading this email.
WHAT IF America are unable to stand alone anymore? WHAT IF Britain is to take back America?
To fulfil your “WHAT IF” questions, Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has prepared a long letter to her soon-to-be citizens.

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:
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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and […]

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