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October 23, 2008 at 6:56 pm · Filed under Funny Pictures, Short Funny Jokes, work, Cat, jokes, elephant, humor, laughter, release, stress, closed eyes, cow, immune system, natural drug, phone, school, snails
Work, work, work. It has always been about work. Then the next thing you know, you are on your way home, counting bumpers as you are stuck in the jam. This is the routine EVERYDAY, except for the weekends and the once awhile holidays, right? It is always good to give yourself a break, so let’s take a breather and laugh some more!
Cow Stripper
There is one thing about animal comics. They talk and you laugh.
Closed eyes
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”
Snail’s revenge
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you […]
Original post by Pamela
August 25, 2008 at 7:25 pm · Filed under funny, Animal, Health, Short Funny Jokes, duck, baby, dead, jokes, elephant, humor, laugh, emergency, hormones, hunters, insult, laughter, monkey, more, release, stress-free
Laughing is good for health. In fact, studies did show that laughter caused the release of neuroendocrine, which is almost like a natural body “drugs” that makes you “oh-so_happy”! And stress-related hormones actually decreased during episodes of laughter. How about that for a stress-free environment. So laugh more and make it an epidemic! Of course, to laugh, you need a joke or two. How about a few of the funniest jokes around?
Make sure
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make […]
Original post by Pamela
August 11, 2008 at 5:43 pm · Filed under funny, Language, Short Funny Jokes, chinese, jokes, laugh, best, literal, phrase, pronunciation, translate
Learning Chinese is interesting, especially when you translate it. LITERALLY. Try these phrases for fun. I will let you try the first one. Read the Chinese pronunciation as you would, literally.
Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table
Get it?
Ai = I
Bang = bang
Mai = my
Ne = knee
Now do you get it? So try the rest and have a good laugh!
Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift
Dum Gai = A stupid person
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia = Approach me
Lao Zi = Not very good
Lin Ching = An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding = Achievement of the American space […]
Original post by Pamela
March 27, 2008 at 5:51 pm · Filed under Cool Stuff, Funny Videos, Music, dogs, jokes
Dogs have a very impressive sense of hearing. Their ears are many times more sensitive than ours. But does that mean dogs can appreciate music? I think it’s quite plausible. After all, dogs have been known to howl along to songs.
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Original post by Maria
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