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October 1, 2008 at 8:21 am · Filed under funny, Cool Stuff, Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Cool, job, release, ass, boss, busy, office, pen holder, satisfying, shove, stationary, stick, stress
Stress, stress, stress! That is how some offices are. When you are busy, boy, you won’t have a breather at all! And what’s worst, all your stationary are so boring! The only stress release you have is that particular stress-ball on your table which probably needs to be dusted by now. Bo~ring!
So its either you get a new job or get yourself something that can help you release your stress. And no, I am not talking about that hot new secretary.
This is the Mr. Old Butt Moaning Man Pen Stand Holder. Obscene as it may seen, it is in fact quite hilarious once you have inserted the pen.
You can watch the pen holder video by clicking HERE. Just imagine your boss’ face is on this pen holder and finally, you can literally shove a pen up “his” ass. Now, ain’t that satisfying.
You can purchase the Mr. Old Butt […]
Original post by Pamela
July 23, 2008 at 12:06 pm · Filed under Money, Short Funny Jokes, job, increment, salary
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
The next day, the boss replied the employee:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
So there […]
Original post by Maria
December 10, 2007 at 8:59 pm · Filed under Odd News, job, termination
A Manhattan doorman, Jonah Seeman, who has been ushering tenants into a four-building complex for 40 years, was told not to come to work recently because of halitosis.
The Brooklyn resident, who supports his 81-year-old mother, has been suspended twice before for bad breath. Apartment dwellers at the Gracie Gardens complex expressed surprise over Seeman’s suspension and came to his defense.
“His job, which he does well, is opening the door — not to be opening his mouth,” said Adam Reingold.
Officials with Cooper Square Realty, the management company that oversees the property, did
not return calls seeking comments. But the company sent the doorman a letter dated Nov. 21, stating: “We can no longer tolerate the fact that you have severe breath odor while on duty.”
Video: LiveLeak
Source: Yahoo News
Original post by algonkin
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