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Laugh Some More: Mini Bites!

Work, work, work. It has always been about work. Then the next thing you know, you are on your way home, counting bumpers as you are stuck in the jam. This is the routine EVERYDAY, except for the weekends and the once awhile holidays, right? It is always good to give yourself a break, so let’s take a breather and laugh some more!
Cow Stripper

There is one thing about animal comics. They talk and you laugh.
Closed eyes
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”

Snail’s revenge
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you […]

Original post by Pamela

Witty kitties

Pets are simply lovable. And felines are one of my favorite kinds of pets. Bouncy, hyperactive, overly-pampered, persistent and yes, very cute living fur-ball that has an endless act of vanity.

To be a cat burglar, you need a good and loud runaway car driver.

The case of a over-soft sofa.

Bruce Lee’s protégé??

A cat and a great imagination.

A new level of swimming.

And a new level of biking.

Thank you for entertaining us!
Nevertheless, if you love cats, you won’t be able to resist their adorable charms and putting your heart out to endure their meows and purrs for attention, ESPECIALLY when they are hungry.
We also have here, two simple animations with a combination of warmth, cuteness and humor. Enjoy!
Caution: These animations are addictive and will give the audience the urge to replay it.
Simon Kitty - Wake up
Simon Kitty - Open door

Original post by Pamela

Laugh some more

Laughing is good for health. In fact, studies did show that laughter caused the release of neuroendocrine, which is almost like a natural body “drugs” that makes you “oh-so_happy”! And stress-related hormones actually decreased during episodes of laughter. How about that for a stress-free environment. So laugh more and make it an epidemic! Of course, to laugh, you need a joke or two. How about a few of the funniest jokes around?
Make sure
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make […]

Original post by Pamela

The Petrol Hike Aftermath

Fuel price went up AGAIN! Great. Well, back to the basics, get the best out of nature and take it EASY; yes, I meant slow.

A Hummer can fill up to 32 gallons of fuel. And $4 per gallon, you do the math. Good thing this Hummer’s owner got an ass pulling him around.

Really cost saving. And the pit stops are probably stocked up with dog foods and fresh drinking water.

The huskies must be wondering why their loads are heavier than before, not knowing they are really pulling 1.5 tons of steel behind them.

Efficient, cost saving and easy to handle. But what if it’s a windless day?

A good way to get a good exercise, nicely toned arms and a noise-free neighborhood; except for a few grunts and wheezes.
When desperation sets in, this is the combinations you will get:

A cow with an attitude

A plane that actually “spreads” its wings
So, fuel hike isn’t […]

Original post by pamela

TGIF

Original post by Casey Kazan Daily Galaxy Editorial Staff

Life on Mars -A Rocketboom Spotlight

Original post by Casey Kazan Daily Galaxy Editorial Staff

What’s the World’s Oldest? A Rocketboom Report

What

Original post by Casey Kazan Daily Galaxy Editorial Staff

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